but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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