your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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