So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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