Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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