I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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