Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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