never play flip cup with pint glasses
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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