UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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