So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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