You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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