are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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