I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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