I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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