scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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