What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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