gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?