i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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