Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize
