I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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