Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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