See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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