this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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