There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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