As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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