do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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