I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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