Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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