if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
this is an emotional support booty call
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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