some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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