how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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