He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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