I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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