...so i touched it.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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