My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story