Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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