He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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