Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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