Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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