David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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