I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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