let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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