Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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