I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Green mimosas i think yes
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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