i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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