i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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