Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
