he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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