I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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