whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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