i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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