Having a random hookup so left but love u
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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