Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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