he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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