a queef is a wish your heart makes.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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