Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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