shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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